Alabama’s Peaches
1 It’s Sunday morning in Chicago church is packed we’re downtown Thomas preaches final words As the service winds down Randos in the back pew n He’s Feeling really stressed Cuz His Bladders gunna burst Breathe He’s gunna make a mess 2 Rando RUNS down the aisle gotta pee too much beer , ANGLO with a massive _____ Fighting pagans without fear Finally in the Bathroom With his hands Against the ur in all Massive Anglo Saxon _____breathe ____ spraying like waterfall “Tinklepee’n on the pagans” PISS is ALL on his hands Walkin out without WASHING! PISS DRIPPING OFF his hands ! the service ending everyoneS shaking hands n hugging Breathe No one wants to shake his hand Rando thinks THEY’RE bluffing No one wants to shake his hand Rando doesn’t wash his hands! doesn’t wash his hands! Rando wash ur hands! Rando sees bama teaching jgr Dr Seuss Alexander the Great could read Breathe What’s your excuse Jgr got anxious smoking all his pot Bama turns into thanos Readyto fight on the spot In the cloud of pot smoke Bamas getting poisoned Jgr starts laughing and he’s really enjoying it Bamas icey Rolex activates And Jgr freezes Bama snaps his fingers breaks jgr in pieces I LOVE YOU JGR OLD king COLE SAYS Jgr in the tux Old Cole in the dress Their wedding is soon thomas can’t agree Jgr n Cole K I s s I n g ///
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1 It’s Sunday morning in Chicago church is packed we’re downtown Thomas preaches final words As the service winds down Randos in the back pew n He’s Feeling really stressed Cuz His Bladders gunna burst Breathe He’s gunna make a mess 2 Rando RUNS down the aisle gotta pee too much beer , ANGLO with a massive _____ Fighting pagans without fear Finally in the Bathroom With his hands Against the ur in all Massive Anglo Saxon _____breathe ____ spraying like waterfall “Tinklepee’n on the pagans” PISS is ALL on his hands Walkin out without WASHING! PISS DRIPPING OFF his hands ! the service ending everyoneS shaking hands n hugging Breathe No one wants to shake his hand Rando thinks THEY’RE bluffing No one wants to shake his hand Rando doesn’t wash his hands! doesn’t wash his hands! Rando wash ur hands! Rando sees bama teaching jgr Dr Seuss Alexander the Great could read Breathe What’s your excuse Jgr got anxious smoking all his pot Bama turns into thanos Readyto fight on the spot In the cloud of pot smoke Bamas getting poisoned Jgr starts laughing and he’s really enjoying it Bamas icey Rolex activates And Jgr freezes Bama snaps his fingers breaks jgr in pieces I LOVE YOU JGR OLD king COLE SAYS Jgr in the tux Old Cole in the dress Their wedding is soon thomas can’t agree Jgr n Cole K I s s I n g ///
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