fuck Kirk

(Verse 1) Now, Charlie Kirk, he's a curious case Face so small, it looks outta place He founded Turning Point, but the point's unclear Is it to spread knowledge or just generate fear? (Chorus) Charlie, Charlie, face so tiny Speakin' so loud, it's kinda whiny Thinks he's ownin' libs, with facts and with reason But his arguments fall apart like a bad TV season (Verse 2) He's got takes on everything, from woke to the border But his logic's so twisted, it's practically a hoarder Of bad information, misconstrued and contorted Like a pretzel made of nonsense, poorly assorted (Chorus) Charlie, Charlie, face so tiny Speakin' so loud, it's kinda whiny Thinks he's ownin' libs, with facts and with reason But his arguments fall apart like a bad TV season (Bridge) He debates college kids, thinks it's a win But picking on students? Where do I begin? It's like watching a chihuahua try to fight a bear All bark and no bite, just awkward stares (Chorus) Charlie, Charlie, face so tiny Speakin' so loud, it's kinda whiny Thinks he's ownin' libs, with facts and with reason But his arguments fall apart like a bad TV season (Outro) So next time you see Charlie, with his takes so bold Remember this rap, let the story unfold He's a meme machine, a walking contradiction And his tiny face? A comedic affliction! Peace out!