Jury Duty

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Jury Duty

Just went to court met an old lady who cut her hair short and another one who wasn't poor had a nice time chattin'm up on the terrace of the twelfth floor This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement dont doubt it do your duty on jury duty They asked me for my parkin' pass I said I didn't have one they said did you take the bus I said nah I didn't take one they said did how'd you get here I said look at me I'm so fly that I flew nah I'm playin I got a secret parkin spot but don't tell I gotta keep that shit on the D L I said I like your shirt fat lady smiled I wouldn't fuck her but I'd act like I would just to see her smile Yeah, This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty Walked with my two mommas inside cause they start at 8:45 they told us to watch the T.V. screens for directions they buzz on, sunsplash commercial I said holy shit we're goin to a waterpark I see their beautiful smiles we're not goin' to a waterpark that's ridiculous the video starts and continues it says raise your right hand then say I state your name I say I state your name and I play the same game that got this woman four kids with four names I wouldnt fuck her, she prolly older than my own mother but I'd act like I would just to see her smile This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty After the video and the judge talkin to the room about some new directions, we stood up to leave I said will I see you tomorrow They said yes then I winked at'm and left I didn't wanna share the elevator so I took the stairwell with some dude made it to the floor one, but it said emergency exit I pointed to the sign that said emergency exit I said it says emergency exit he didn't seem to acknowledge it so I said it says emergency exit he opened the door and left and the alarm sounded from the emergency exit like wee woo weee weee woo weee woo woo woo woo woo woo I left theough the second floor with the some people that we passed and explained about the emergency exit I held the second door that wasn't an emergency exit This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty

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Just went to court met an old lady who cut her hair short and another one who wasn't poor had a nice time chattin'm up on the terrace of the twelfth floor This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement dont doubt it do your duty on jury duty They asked me for my parkin' pass I said I didn't have one they said did you take the bus I said nah I didn't take one they said did how'd you get here I said look at me I'm so fly that I flew nah I'm playin I got a secret parkin spot but don't tell I gotta keep that shit on the D L I said I like your shirt fat lady smiled I wouldn't fuck her but I'd act like I would just to see her smile Yeah, This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty Walked with my two mommas inside cause they start at 8:45 they told us to watch the T.V. screens for directions they buzz on, sunsplash commercial I said holy shit we're goin to a waterpark I see their beautiful smiles we're not goin' to a waterpark that's ridiculous the video starts and continues it says raise your right hand then say I state your name I say I state your name and I play the same game that got this woman four kids with four names I wouldnt fuck her, she prolly older than my own mother but I'd act like I would just to see her smile This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty After the video and the judge talkin to the room about some new directions, we stood up to leave I said will I see you tomorrow They said yes then I winked at'm and left I didn't wanna share the elevator so I took the stairwell with some dude made it to the floor one, but it said emergency exit I pointed to the sign that said emergency exit I said it says emergency exit he didn't seem to acknowledge it so I said it says emergency exit he opened the door and left and the alarm sounded from the emergency exit like wee woo weee weee woo weee woo woo woo woo woo woo I left theough the second floor with the some people that we passed and explained about the emergency exit I held the second door that wasn't an emergency exit This time that shit wasn't for me even though I still hadda show the ankle monitor on my feet it was for you yeah this is a public service announcement don't doubt it do your duty on jury duty

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