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“Zora in the Zone (But the Wrong One)” Beat: Up-tempo, boom-bap style — think early Nicki Minaj x Lonely Island vibes [Intro] Uh, yeah — we love you, Zora, But we gotta talk about it… Time to roast — friendly fire, let’s go! ⸻ [Verse 1] Zora walked in with a book upside down, Said, “This novel deep” — girl, that’s a noun. Tried to count change, said “Wait, is that four?” Tipped the cashier — but it was the floor. She swingin’ on the golf course, lookin’ like a toddler, Ball still sittin’ while she yellin’ “I got her!” Took five minutes to tie one shoe, Asked Siri: “How to blink?” — she got no clue. Said she’s quick with the facts — oh please, Thought a parallelogram was a kind of cheese. In math class tryna solve for “hat,” Teacher just quit — “I ain’t teachin’ that.” ⸻ [Chorus] Ohhh Zora, slow like molasses, Failed the test before she sat in classes. Reads one word, then starts to nap, Asked “What’s a map?” while lookin’ at a map! But she vibin’ though, she got no stress, Livin’ her life with that wrong GPS. Yeah, we roast but it’s all in jest — Zora, you a mess, but you still the best. 😅 ⸻ [Verse 2] Tried to sing once… birds flew away, AutoTune quit, said “not today.” Spotify called — “Please take her off,” Now she got a fanbase… just one moth. Called her “shorty” — not a flirtation, She 4’10” — that’s her full elevation. Brain on vacation, ain’t booked the flight, Tryna spell “dog” with a silent “k”… right. She tried to run track, but walked instead, Got lapped by a turtle with a loaf of bread. Asked, “Where’s the sun go when it’s night?” Girl… it’s just the moon takin’ the light! 🌕 ⸻ [Chorus] Ohhh Zora, queen of the slow lane, Tried to cook toast, now she bakin’ propane. She tried to flex with a 5-piece band, Played air guitar — with her left hand. But she vibin’ though, she don’t care less, Drippin’ in style — confused? Yes. Yeah, we roast but it’s all in jest — Zora, you a mess, but you still the best. 💖 ⸻ [Bridge – AutoTune Melodic Hook] 🎶 You might be slow, but you movin’ loud, Mixin’ up words, girl you still so proud. Missin’ the notes, but you sing out strong, Wrong in the brain but right in the song 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 3] Said “Checkmate” — but we playin’ Uno, Said “That’s a cow!” — while pointin’ at a sumo. Told Alexa “Turn up the heat,” Now her fridge playin’ Cardi B on repeat. But listen, she got heart, she got style, Even if her thoughts take a little while. Zora may be last to finish the test, But she first to dance and the life of the rest. 🕺 ⸻ [Final Chorus] Ohhh Zora, the one we love roastin’, Brains half-charged but she still coasting. Yeah, she wild but we all confess, She dumb as bricks — but she still the best! 😂 Yooo Zora, take that crown, Even when you upside down. It’s all love in the room, no cap, Now come count bars — oh wait… that’s a wrap! 🎤