dead things are always more fun

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dead things are always more fun

[Vintage Intro – Spoken, Vintage Lady Voice] "They used to say a lady should keep her hands folded and her heart hidden... But what happens when the hands bleed, and the heart won’t shut up?" --- [multi screams] Help us ahhhhhhhh --- [Verse 1] My profile picture on Instagram Is my bleeding grandma, we call her Grams And my dad everyday Goes to her grave to honor her deadness [Short pause] He's always begging for forgiveness But no one will forgive him --- [Vintage Break – Spoken Sample] "A proper girl smiles when it hurts... and never lets the neighbors hear her cry. Not even once." --- [Verse 2] I lit a candle in the kitchen sink Watched it melt while I tried not to think Someone said I'm just like her So I buried the mirror Now I see myself Only when I remember --- [Vintage Break – Spoken Sample] "In this house, we don’t talk about the past. We dust it, smile at it, and lock the door behind us." --- [Verse 3] Mom's dating a magician with no hands He makes feelings disappear on command She laughs at his jokes Then cries in her coat Claims therapy’s a scam But keeps the voicemails from her man --- [Verse 4] My best friend kissed a mannequin last night Said it felt more real than real life He wears perfume to bed To dream like the dead Told me the future’s fake But the past still bites --- [Vintage Chorus – Radio Lady Voice] "He said he’d call. She waited until the telephone grew cold. Then she married the silence instead." --- [Verse 5] The pastor at church has a TikTok now He lip-syncs sermons, gets likes somehow He called me a sinner Then followed me after dinner Said if heaven won’t let me in He’ll save me with a filter --- [Vintage Break – Whispered PSA Style] "Being good means being quiet. And being quiet means nobody ever really knows you. Isn’t that nice?" --- [Verse 6] I wrote a love note to nobody Then mailed it to my old body Got a return to sender From a place called “Remember” Now I only kiss people Who look like strangers --- [Vintage Build – Faded Voice + Static] "She left without warning. But not without style. Some people call that grace... Others call it guilt." --- [Verse 7 – Climax] There’s a birthday cake in the freezer Named after someone who’s not a teaser She left a message in lipstick On the fridge in a cryptic script “Don’t forget to breathe Even if no one’s listening.” --- 🎵 [Loop Begins – Repeat Verses 1 to 6 Exactly] 🎵 (You can play the vintage breaks again or just keep the beat rolling.) --- [Verse 1 again] My profile picture on Instagram... (etc.) --- [Verse 2 again] I lit a candle in the kitchen sink... (etc.) --- (...through Verse 6) --- [Optional Outro – Vinyl Static + Lady Recording] "This program was brought to you by heartbreak, lipstick, and a little bit of luck. Tune in next time… if you can still feel anything."

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1 year ago

[Vintage Intro – Spoken, Vintage Lady Voice] "They used to say a lady should keep her hands folded and her heart hidden... But what happens when the hands bleed, and the heart won’t shut up?" --- [multi screams] Help us ahhhhhhhh --- [Verse 1] My profile picture on Instagram Is my bleeding grandma, we call her Grams And my dad everyday Goes to her grave to honor her deadness [Short pause] He's always begging for forgiveness But no one will forgive him --- [Vintage Break – Spoken Sample] "A proper girl smiles when it hurts... and never lets the neighbors hear her cry. Not even once." --- [Verse 2] I lit a candle in the kitchen sink Watched it melt while I tried not to think Someone said I'm just like her So I buried the mirror Now I see myself Only when I remember --- [Vintage Break – Spoken Sample] "In this house, we don’t talk about the past. We dust it, smile at it, and lock the door behind us." --- [Verse 3] Mom's dating a magician with no hands He makes feelings disappear on command She laughs at his jokes Then cries in her coat Claims therapy’s a scam But keeps the voicemails from her man --- [Verse 4] My best friend kissed a mannequin last night Said it felt more real than real life He wears perfume to bed To dream like the dead Told me the future’s fake But the past still bites --- [Vintage Chorus – Radio Lady Voice] "He said he’d call. She waited until the telephone grew cold. Then she married the silence instead." --- [Verse 5] The pastor at church has a TikTok now He lip-syncs sermons, gets likes somehow He called me a sinner Then followed me after dinner Said if heaven won’t let me in He’ll save me with a filter --- [Vintage Break – Whispered PSA Style] "Being good means being quiet. And being quiet means nobody ever really knows you. Isn’t that nice?" --- [Verse 6] I wrote a love note to nobody Then mailed it to my old body Got a return to sender From a place called “Remember” Now I only kiss people Who look like strangers --- [Vintage Build – Faded Voice + Static] "She left without warning. But not without style. Some people call that grace... Others call it guilt." --- [Verse 7 – Climax] There’s a birthday cake in the freezer Named after someone who’s not a teaser She left a message in lipstick On the fridge in a cryptic script “Don’t forget to breathe Even if no one’s listening.” --- 🎵 [Loop Begins – Repeat Verses 1 to 6 Exactly] 🎵 (You can play the vintage breaks again or just keep the beat rolling.) --- [Verse 1 again] My profile picture on Instagram... (etc.) --- [Verse 2 again] I lit a candle in the kitchen sink... (etc.) --- (...through Verse 6) --- [Optional Outro – Vinyl Static + Lady Recording] "This program was brought to you by heartbreak, lipstick, and a little bit of luck. Tune in next time… if you can still feel anything."

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