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I chewed on a stapler, then sneezed on a clown, Wore 12 flip-flops to the queen’s meltdown, My elbows scream and my kneecaps fart, I married a shoe at the local Kmart. Pre-Chorus: Moo moo moo, says the juice in my veins, Banana in my pants doing cartwheel chains. Chorus: FLAAAAAARP FLAAAAAARP in my grandma’s soup, Burpin’ out rainbows in a cheese fondue, I licked a worm and named him Steve, Then I cried ‘cause my arm turned into beef. Screech Interlude (literally just a guy screaming “YEAH SOGGY PICKLES” for 17 seconds) Verse 2: Glue on my teeth and forks in my hair, I flushed my soul down an office chair, My toenail plays drums in a ska band, We only sing songs about wet sand. Bridge: (A bagpipe solo, over someone playing kazoo with their nose. In 7/8 time. Occasionally a random man whispers “hamburger toenails” with zero context.) Final Chorus (sung off-key while crying): FLAAARP FLAAARP I’m melting inside, My grandma’s soup made my brain collide, With a bucket of fish and a squeaky giraffe, Now I sleep in a pile of used bubble wrap. Outro: (A single violin note that bends into feedback while a goat bleats, and then someone says, “This was sponsored by mayonnaise.”)
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I chewed on a stapler, then sneezed on a clown, Wore 12 flip-flops to the queen’s meltdown, My elbows scream and my kneecaps fart, I married a shoe at the local Kmart. Pre-Chorus: Moo moo moo, says the juice in my veins, Banana in my pants doing cartwheel chains. Chorus: FLAAAAAARP FLAAAAAARP in my grandma’s soup, Burpin’ out rainbows in a cheese fondue, I licked a worm and named him Steve, Then I cried ‘cause my arm turned into beef. Screech Interlude (literally just a guy screaming “YEAH SOGGY PICKLES” for 17 seconds) Verse 2: Glue on my teeth and forks in my hair, I flushed my soul down an office chair, My toenail plays drums in a ska band, We only sing songs about wet sand. Bridge: (A bagpipe solo, over someone playing kazoo with their nose. In 7/8 time. Occasionally a random man whispers “hamburger toenails” with zero context.) Final Chorus (sung off-key while crying): FLAAARP FLAAARP I’m melting inside, My grandma’s soup made my brain collide, With a bucket of fish and a squeaky giraffe, Now I sleep in a pile of used bubble wrap. Outro: (A single violin note that bends into feedback while a goat bleats, and then someone says, “This was sponsored by mayonnaise.”)
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