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oh you can't even say anything you stepped on a scale, it said to be continued you can't eat a salad without chicken innit youre not fat you're just easier to see you can't get off your ur bed without needing help you don't eat to live you live to eat ur a proof salad doesnt work ur favourite exercise is chewing u asked for abs ur stomach heard extra flabs ur personal trainer is named donut u have no boyfriend cos ur fridge is ur boyfriend u ordered a diet coke with a chicken burger you don't do diets, u do extra fries you don't count calories u count bites the only six pack u got is in ur fridge ur breakfast is a warmup for lunch u don't even sweat u glisten into barbecue sauce the only thing u can lift is a fork u do fasting between break and lunch even ur chair has ptsd