Gasious Tune
💨 My dog farts like an overweight trucker, Silent but deadlies, there's not even a buffer. Surprises herself with the odd little toot, Wish I caught it on camera, it is pretty cute. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. Some days the smell could peel the paint, The whole fucking house reeks like a taint. Middle of winter, windows rolled up, Mask couldn't stop the smell of her butt. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. In a box store, woman caught my eye, Dog lets one rip before she walks by. The look on her face, thought she might die, Totally thinks I'm a pig of a guy. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. Ladies and genitals, this truth it must end, Even though she is stinky, she's still my best friend. Was going to write more, was just getting started, Got to run away—again, she's just farted! In the world of smells, she's a grand disaster, My furry sidekick, a flatulent master. As we part ways, her toots on the mend, In laughter and stink, my loyal, gassy friend.
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💨 My dog farts like an overweight trucker, Silent but deadlies, there's not even a buffer. Surprises herself with the odd little toot, Wish I caught it on camera, it is pretty cute. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. Some days the smell could peel the paint, The whole fucking house reeks like a taint. Middle of winter, windows rolled up, Mask couldn't stop the smell of her butt. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. In a box store, woman caught my eye, Dog lets one rip before she walks by. The look on her face, thought she might die, Totally thinks I'm a pig of a guy. Farting dog, she's clearing the room, Toxic clouds bring a gaseous doom. No warning signs, no time to prepare, One little toot, now we're gasping for air. Ladies and genitals, this truth it must end, Even though she is stinky, she's still my best friend. Was going to write more, was just getting started, Got to run away—again, she's just farted! In the world of smells, she's a grand disaster, My furry sidekick, a flatulent master. As we part ways, her toots on the mend, In laughter and stink, my loyal, gassy friend.
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