30th birthday rap

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I heard being thirty is like having curvy stitches Good intentions poorly done, left me with some glitches Well all my 30 years been thankful for my riches Always had a family that smells like dirty fishes Love is magic well Maz was born from curvy witches Got all my friends dancing, all you flirty bitches Stripe it on hole 6, watch me pitch it I'm gonna kill this set guess you call it my hitlist And in this next decade I'll be ticking off my wishlist Gonna build a house with a brand new kitchen I'll be clucking with a couple of sturdy chickens I'm in my second book and the journey just thickens You'll be invited for a thirsty new setlist, tradition different venue, same old guest list, It's a new playlist but the same old press list Given a new quest list but the same old festive Just get down and boogey with mates right now Put your arms up and move em up and down Put your arms up and move em up and down Just get down and boogey with you mates right now Get your booties out I know they're just thick and round Let your hair out and get it all unwound Get your cocks out and let them all hang out Cause of all of you dicks I'm just so damn proud You all just trumpet with your own damn sound So let's have a drink and shout out song out loud Yeah hug your mate and shout his name out now I fucked love ya, your the best damn crowd! Around

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Lloyd Doyle

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2 years ago

Rason Rasta

2 years ago

KILLED IT 😵 Dirty fishes is crazy 😂 Bars: Perfect 💯 Delivery: Perfect 💯 Impression: Perfect 💯

adogg7730

2 years ago

Keep grinding ✊Let’s GOOO 🍿 Bars: Perfect 💯 Delivery: Perfect 💯 Impression: Perfect 💯