I buy illegal quantities of weed for cheap I feel a criminal way I finesse my plug you’d think I hit ‘im with subliminals You pay 120 for just half a zip dispensary price I pay 5 twenties for 5 times your get now I’m feeling nice Unemployed I stretch my money out I’m making it last that’s why I don’t buy legal I don’t fuck with the tax Fuck yeah I’m bilingual I speak in money and cash And I’m bisexual too, fuck you and your man then I dash. Dropped the bong this week but didn’t clean up the glass I had that shit taken care of before I anyone asked I had to switch out the chamber but now I think it might hit better And I lost the pipe screen so pack the bowl as fat as ever Too much kief clog up the downspout use my hands to get it ground down The government don’t want me to have this much weed they think I’m selling it But as far as trapping goes I’m telling em that Im not the plug nah I’m celibate