Caiden the maiden

Yo My friend named Evan is a cool dude I respect chis ways but his cousin Caiden is a crook he probably is broke he wants everything his way like a no 2 year old boy is 10 years old he probably wears a wig he doesn’t know math laughs when he thinks 1+1 is wee-wee never goes outside one inch is 50 miles away for him grim smell