im the main character
My name is dr.pepper, I drink a shit ton of Dr. Pepper I put my oculus on to play anime waifu simulator with giggle physics on my anime bitch, I have a collection of dairy products that I will keep forever. I'm watching one piece and my mom walked in on me watching nami taking a shower and then I wasn't invited to dinner I have 73 cents in my bank account I'm rich as hell I tried to buy a banana and my fucking got declined due to insufficient payment I stole 4 Pringles from my homie and he fucking shot me in my Testicles so I had to get surgery and I can't kids now capybara capybara capybara I was a professional pornstar before I started rapping just like yuno miles my dad I live at 6448 S King Drive pull tf up obviously in Minecraft tho
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and you said my shit was bad????? WTF
Killed it! 🎯
Bars: Perfect 💯 Delivery: Perfect 💯 Impression: Perfect 💯
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