Downstairs Problem

Just hopped in the shower Felt some little lumps growing higher I thought they were just ingrow hairs Turns out I got worts in my downstairs My butt felt like a holiday inn Those big red bumps have to be a sin I dug my hand all the way in to my crack But those bumps just don’t want to burst that a fact They started to burn Which made me start to squirm Guess I gotta go to the doctor now Spread my legs on the table, let them check me out The doctor said I got some bad news Your got worts that’s not a ruse Here’s some cream just slather it on Soon those worts will just be gone It’s been three days now The worts have finally gone down Next time I’ll take procaution I’ll definitely be wearing a condom I learned something through this though Better stay away from all those hoes!