Records

I gave Canada some records to hold. One of them being the Canadian government paying me the most. In simple terms I earned the most money per minute paid by the government. Another one is while making love. The British had the cheapest offer before me. Though for Facebook I keep it censored. In soccer I scored two free kicks back to back to make the high school soccer team. I’m also the Godliest human being. In dumping girls I could be. I have the fastest knockout in history.