one punch man

soaring in like a bald eagle hitin like one punch man my hands should be illegal cuz one punch can kill a man goes kaboom next red mist covers the room the fist of doom they can assume but when I come you better run cuz one hit from me and your done I'm the one heroes call in when they drop the ball I just wish maybe they'd pay everytime they call but instead I get hey baldy come save me and I make it look so easy they treat me like skeezies and skimp me every chance that they get knowing I'll come to the rescue anytime they need me to captain save a hoe is a understatement yo been captain of saving these hoes since I can remember so a raise should be in my future no? no? fine whatever what? now you need me? ok.. I'll be there no it's no problem just let me grab my hair what do you mean there's no time oh he's kidnapped the Mayor and it's just a matter of time he's been hurt and he's dying ok ok I'm already flying be there in a sec Mr. Beagle cuz soaring in like a bald eagle hitin like one punch man my hands should be illegal cuz one punch can kill a man I'm doin all I can to make these villains disappear off to the damned but the more I destroy the more reapear it annoys but I have no choice cuz I'm one punch man a hero barely known that no one understands even tho I been saving these nogos since I was just a kid bouncing on pogos playing super man while others take the credit as long as they put the money on my debit I don't care if I get fans even tho it would be nice to be recognized for my work ID rather not have the attention it's more of a curse and I'm so humble I'll let someone else reap from the perks just let me grab my hair first damn there isn't time you say he's on a spree filed with crime he beat up batman and Spiderman and their both dyin ok ok I'm already flying soaring in like a bald eagle hitin like one punch man my hands should be illegal cuz one punch can kill a man