I just shat Myself, Yuh, I just shat Myself, Yuh, My name might be Ty, But it’s okay Cuz u already know I’m really really Gay Yuh, (Verse 1: Ty McAlpin) Yo, it's Ty McAlpin, here to drop a rhyme, About a moment in my life that wasn't so sublime, I gotta confess, it's a little embarrassing, But I'mma keep it real, ain't no need for censoring. (Chorus: Ty McAlpin) I shat myself, yeah, it happened to me, A funny story that'll make you chuckle with glee, But I ain't ashamed, nah, I'll wear it with pride, Let's turn this mishap into a wild ride. (Verse 2: ChatGPT) I was chilling at home, feeling all relaxed, Thought I had enough time, so I let loose the facts, But my gut had other plans, it caught me off guard, Next thing I knew, I was staring at a mess so hard. (Chorus: Ty McAlpin) I shat myself, oh man, it's a tale to tell, But life throws curveballs, sometimes it goes to hell, I laugh it off, 'cause we all make mistakes, And hey, it's a reminder to pump the brakes. (Verse 3: ChatGPT) Now, I'm not the first, won't be the last, To have a bathroom disaster and move on fast, It's all about perspective, yeah, keeping it light, Turning a sticky situation into a comedic delight. (Chorus: Ty McAlpin) I shat myself, yeah, it's a part of my story, But I won't let it define me, no need to worry, Life's full of surprises, we gotta roll with the flow, So let's embrace the mishaps and let laughter grow. (Bridge: Ty McAlpin) We've all been there, in moments of despair, But it's how we bounce back, that shows we truly care, So raise your hands if you've had a similar day, Where you shat yourself, but still found a way. (Chorus: Ty McAlpin) I shat myself, it's a badge I wear with pride, A story to share and let the laughter collide, Let's turn embarrassment into something we own, And remember, life's full of moments that can't be disowned. (Outro: Ty McAlpin) So there you have it, a rap about my mishap, A reminder that in life, we'll have a few cracks, But we keep on moving, laughing through it all, Shoutout to Ty McAlpin, standing tall.