Your complimentary service announcement, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Steve.

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This here's your complimentary Public service announcement. It's in your best interest not to ignore your health and to change your socks so your feet don't swell Like the great lieutenant, Dan tells us can't take care of your feet It'll cost you the legs But When they lay You in the ground after succumbing to defeat They'll save a fortune on funeral costs cause they'll only need 3 or 4 Feet. All your mother f****** that can stand quit rubbing that in and sit down geez I Aint no Judiciary And I ain't no jury. my game don't Consist of executing missionary. i don't like taking lives well the digging holes I hate when you gotta bury And I don't condone hitting b******Unless they grown and did something They should have better known Sometimes a point must be made people are a little big for their britches some people gotta a learning curve some people you just gotta stomp that mother fucking message on the curb. watch a mother fucker not fall back in line with the herd. I ain't shepparding no buffle ho, make me raise my pimp hand bitch you think I'm bluffing though you only open your mouth when my penis needs to dock. now polish my nob. where did you put the quarters in this fucking thing. then your girl invites her friend in the room and her boobies are like God damn ba-boom. we're all smoking in a tight space only a few feet from each other bitch finally leaves, and that's when shawty starts coming at me, I saw you looking at her boobies.! bitch crazy, babe, bitch was like 3 ft or less away from me, her boobie was practically touching me, shit was probably looking at me. I mean shit you were looking at her boobies, your boobies were looking at her boobies. I shut your a** up come at me with some real f****** s*** You see me f****** eat some p**** then you can f****** say something. now Well I'm sorry about leaving your mouth open close that s*** lets you find out A penis coming in. ⁰1 All right This concludes the public service announcement brought to you by s*** m* d*** Incorporated Paid for by a Partner company Freshly baked batch of s*** muffins but the muffin's new flavor of the month can't get emuff. Excuse me I don't want to go spray these b****** with my hot dog flavored water I didn't do it all for the nookie but when you Give a cat a cookie... butch try to claim. you the father. Well that's why you don't feed strays

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