Keeping it Chopping

Yo, it's the Ax Man, Choppa Smurf with notes so alarming and embalming, it'll have ya falling out the Hearst So don't call me, I already got an army It's the Red White and Blue Smurfville Crew And we ain't coming to you, we already here! We everywhere So listen clear and lend an ear Grab a chair and gather near Because a storm is coming that you've never seen We ain't just blowing up the map, we blowing up the screen And we nice, but don't make us get mean Because it's gonna be obscene And when they come to take us out They gonna need a Microsoft Team and they ain't up for the task Because the Ax Man, Trappianna, and Nasty Smurf are coming for that ass And call us BP, we'll have you running from the gas And put up your dukes and duchesses I promise you ain't touching this We'll run a marathon around you before you even make it to the Race Trac So piggy wiggly, if you wanna get with me I'll go and sharpen my axe The head hunter, I'll throw the axe, and cut down your whole forest SO Bubba Gump, take a stump I'll give your goldilocks a couple lumps that you can put in your porridge And yuuuup, I got plenty more in storage, So if you want a war, don't make me snore. Yo, yall is boring