Running down the gutter With a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea Diarrhea Running down the gutter With a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea Diarrhea Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny Diarrhea Diarrhea When you sliding into first With your pants about the burst Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) When you’re riding in a Chevy And you feel something heavy Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) When you’re sliding into home And your pants are full of foam Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) When you’re sitting in the bath And you feel something splash Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha) Diarrhea (optional: cha cha cha)