I just lost my fucking dick And now I can't fucking cum I just lost my fucking dick All I want is to have fun I just lost my fucking dick And now I can't fucking cum I just lost my dick Now I can't have fun This is the story of how I lost my penis Met this girl looked like Phineas She said she plays Tibias I asked what's a tibias She bend me over a tube in my ass I was going to report her cause she harassed Before I fled she grabbed my dick Pinched it hard grandma shit I managed to get away but now I have no junk I am planning a heist tonight let's rob the smelling skunk I know where she leaves I know everything about her I know how her pussy smells, smells worse than her ass Ready boys get your stick Ready boys let's get my dick My motivation skills legit You can call it Sparta shit False alarm I found my dick Funny story actually I just found it on my hand You'd think I'd notice earlier Just now I had a wank didn't even notice it It's funny cause it's big, you can call it Dora shit Okay girl let's Fuck turn my dick from black to brown Me in your ass and not the other way around Salem Alekum My brother Bismillah You both Haram Tell me why you wanna Fuck him and why you wanna Fuck her You should study, you should work to be a good enginer But instead you sit here and study to be wanker Sister tell me, tell me pls where is your hijab Go away go put it on, don't trust the way of Shaytan In middle east we say La ilaha illa Allah Nothing big just a friendly reminder I just lost my fucking pride Lost my dignity, died inside What I say don't you hear Don't be gay, don't be here I just lost my fucking dick And now I can't fucking cum I just lost my fucking dick All I want is to have fun Next time I met this chick I'll be ready for her shit Second time I meet this chick But this time I'm ready for her shit I tell her let's make a deal Call me rumpelstinskin She's a dumb ass she agrees I tell her let's play jizzcuit Obviously she has no dick So this is an easy win Pull my penis out I'm ready Haven't wanked since last week She pulls one out 7 inch You'd be surprised over what she did She came so much I got dropkicked By her penis kids I lost to a tranny Now I have to call her daddy I just lost a fucking bet Now I have to drink cum Why did I agree I regret Even worse it's someone's mom I get close I call her bitch She gets closer she calls me dick I say she's lucky or we'd have a fight She pulls out a dildo and yells equal rights You won't believe her next step, you'd say it's c.a.p She shoved the dildo up her self and said now I got the bigger pp I turned around ready to run She yelled where you going let's have fun Her voice became so deep, I thought She was a man Not I'm thinking I'm considering, is she a trans Before I even notice I'm lying down with no pants