If you ever feel sad bro Remember a remix was made for a song just for you Talking can you imagine Wanting, waiting for something to happen Regretting not asking Now you have to remain a virgin If you're virgin listen Be happy with what you're given Masturbating is the path to stay away from addition Addition of kids Addition of depression Depression so shit Happiness will be on rental Come around let's gather Forget bout your anger Instead you can answer Would you rather Be a happy virgin wanker Or a depressed claymdia fucker What you choose your life is completely fucked up But this is the virgin song Now sing along Last time you felt pussy, your cat was alive and strong Sing a ling a long To your most relatable song I know I said it before But you'll lose it erelong This is the virgin song Now sing along Last time you felt pussy was the day you was born Sing a ling a long To the virgin song I said it before but I probably was wrong (who needs a chick when you got your hand) Who needs a dick when you just gonna wank (You're trusting someone who dont have a dick) The way you're talking I doubt you have it (Rather be a virgin than risk my dick) I can't imagine being that shit (That much trust risk an std) You dick gon rust, you'll still get an std (OK then when did you lose your virginity) Virgin The fuck is this Imagine Being that shit Not having Chance to get pussy Just wanking To this and this Don't cry you'll lose it soon First time won't be good You tried the best you could That's why I'm proud of you You're qualified to join my group And sing this song too This is the virgin song Now sing along Last time you felt pussy was the day you was born Sing along No one will touch your shlong I know I said it before But you'll lose it erelong . virginity You wanna fuck anyone in the vincinty Dub if she's actually pretty You just want to feel it Fill the feeling It happens when it happens but it doesn't happen really Do you feel me Talk about a wanker Talk about a spanker Asking would you rather get fucked by your dad or your mother By my father That's what I'd rather I'm not gay or fucked up, have his dick is something I wanna I'm so jealous cause he's dick