JakeJ_16:15

Going out with Corey on a Friday while his mums at home reading 50 shades of gray But there's no need for this shit she's reading if she wants to get fucked il make sure she's bleeding So back to the night out with my mate walking down the street with a big fucking crate, when he stops for a minute and pulls out his key and says jake your staying out till Sundey I said no Corey your skint but he just laughed and began to squint, oh shit wait I might be wrong he's just a chink who comes from Hong Kong So we end up in the boozer that night while Johnnos taking up all the limelight , Corey starts to cry he doesn't get a sniff so he fucks off and goes for a biff, I follow him out to terror him more but he goes in to the dance floor , I said fat Corey you can't groove what the fuck are you trying to prove So we're going home and Corey needs a wee so I said go for one behind that tree , he said fuck that jake there's a window over there as he pulls down his pink underwear , Corey look up someone's taking a photo as he tried to run like a water buffalo, but it was to late he was on Facebook while everybody was logging on to take a look, chereb they said Corey's a dickhead should of went to the tree instead.