Country Skit

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW! BADMAN! I got drank as hell after holidays. Dunno what this beat is, I just hit play. I got a Cigar in my muscle car. Wish I had a brand new electric guitar. But to hell with it all let's go! Hit the highway flying by cops on patrol! They tried to flick me but crashed. I looked at my rear view and said my bad. I hit the pedal even harder. Thinking if I die tonight ill be a martyr. All I really want is superstardom. The exhaled one like Luke Harper. Sorry bout ya damn luck. Hope ya don't mind, I don't give a fuck. I got a couple new Bay bays. Theses bitches names Brandy and Chardonnay. Get me another whiskey. Gonna drink til I can't say tipsy. Bible in hand I'm gonna die. Before it ends toss my hat to the sky!