An Elf

i woke up and I saw an elf looked around and i was by my self checked the clock and it was halfpast 12 then i looked up and it was sitting on my shelf yh uh uh later that morning I couldn't find my pen i had to go and ask my best friend ken when i looked under the table, I saw it again and it was holding my pen yh yessir uhu there are different types of elves ranging from water to land i remember this one time it almost bite off my hand if u don't wanna be attacked all u gotta do is stand that way u will scare it do u understand? elves are scary, trust me on this one if it appears infront of me, I'm already gone here's a tip, they usually come out at dawn if i see it then I'm pulling out my gun uh yh (ending)