SlumLord of Chumps

What's wrong chump? Are you just a punk? Too dumb witted to give a fuck or is your cunt dry? Are you stumped? Or in a slumber, You dumb shit is your tongue tied? It's really getting unfortunate I keep picturing your dick as this disproportionate dwarf dick sitting on a ginormous red scrotum cuddled up to your chin! You must be some sort of contortionist in my mental picture to orchestrate getting those nuts on your face! Or did you Jump from the top bunk you dumb son of bitch you better run for it of course this is what blunt force is for don't be a dumb whore, what Did you jump overboard with one oar and swim toward the shore with a ruptured eardrum and punctured lung for? Are you into self torture or morbidly deformed? Were you a born masochist or gradually transformed? I'm a... Slumlord so come forward if you wanna be run over by a lawn mower and have your bones blown all over the garden gnomes in my front lawn I'm hunched over, Yo Red you move me, like we called pa truce before I jumped out of moving car with an Uzi,and jumped you in a jump suit with only one shoe roofies and hula hoop and to bungee jump through, Round two, what's wrong chump? Are you just a punk? Or dumbfounded, i went without one chorus, just a bunch of puns and metaphors, my tongue's got tons more, , I'm so fortunate, better hold your horses and get ready for chuck Norris swinging nunchucks and kicking doors down in a uproar with giant pair of nuts that we suck for him, the dark side of the force, The dark side of the force this is my side of the story And these are not the droids you are looking for So move right along for me Start a bar fight at a Cinnabarre with some barbed wire if I play my cards right, I'll rip apart this parked car And both it's car lights before my movie starts and i sit down with a hard mikes Eating Xanax bars til I'm far sighted makes it harder to get to my car, I start crying End my night dying of laughter in a dark alley, trying to crawl back to the parking lot I started my night at Barely able to walk i may be able to draw chalk drawings to get my point across To this hot lady I been making small talk with, but it may be a dark spot on a wall, I'm not sure I may be off a tick and my brain is rotten quick, lost a lot of oxygen that makes it not work, I'm not crazy but god damn I just got off work, wait no i didn't I just got here after waken up over in that parking lot there... I better stop there Ohhh here's a cple more bars I better pop, YA!