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THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT! #ComedyRap I want to be a ghostwriter so a comment on the lyrics would be appreciated on any of my videos. Thank you! Check out my whole profile! I have no interest in being a rapper, but it is entertaining. --------------- Everyone knows the jolly old guy Who visits the kids on his sleigh ride But one day he changed and OH MY Out came Bad Santa, his dark side. He couldn't stop and he didn't know why Bad memories stayed good ones stepped aside He had only one option and started to cry Everyone at the North Pole had to die. This morning he was a Redditor but he became a full blown Predator He was part of their story and he wasn't sorry because.. now...he was ...their Editor Time to kill. Santa's advancin' He ended Reindeer Donner, Blitzer and Prancen He never learned their names to cut financing On their gravestooones he would be dancin' The elves never had a chance to flee Santa busted down their door with an SMG He lit up that shop till the clip ran out And said "Now this is what Christmas is all about " Next on the list was the love of his life Mrs Claus was ready with her 12inch knife She swiped at his face and was quick like a cat Santa said "Oooh. You wanna be naughty like that?" "This isnt the bedroom. Don't treat me like a bitch Did you forget I have your pacemaker on a kill switch? I know you murdered them. You werent making fritatas You mowed them all down going ra ta ta ta ta. So she flipped the switch. It wasn't what she expected Santa blew to pieces. Body parts deflected. But now who would get presents to the kids in time I guess the gift wrap option on Amazon Prime
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THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT! #ComedyRap I want to be a ghostwriter so a comment on the lyrics would be appreciated on any of my videos. Thank you! Check out my whole profile! I have no interest in being a rapper, but it is entertaining. --------------- Everyone knows the jolly old guy Who visits the kids on his sleigh ride But one day he changed and OH MY Out came Bad Santa, his dark side. He couldn't stop and he didn't know why Bad memories stayed good ones stepped aside He had only one option and started to cry Everyone at the North Pole had to die. This morning he was a Redditor but he became a full blown Predator He was part of their story and he wasn't sorry because.. now...he was ...their Editor Time to kill. Santa's advancin' He ended Reindeer Donner, Blitzer and Prancen He never learned their names to cut financing On their gravestooones he would be dancin' The elves never had a chance to flee Santa busted down their door with an SMG He lit up that shop till the clip ran out And said "Now this is what Christmas is all about " Next on the list was the love of his life Mrs Claus was ready with her 12inch knife She swiped at his face and was quick like a cat Santa said "Oooh. You wanna be naughty like that?" "This isnt the bedroom. Don't treat me like a bitch Did you forget I have your pacemaker on a kill switch? I know you murdered them. You werent making fritatas You mowed them all down going ra ta ta ta ta. So she flipped the switch. It wasn't what she expected Santa blew to pieces. Body parts deflected. But now who would get presents to the kids in time I guess the gift wrap option on Amazon Prime
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