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Dyl Pickle

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I was looking at Dylan and it was precise moment in time in which a zinger struck him. It was such a brutal strike man it started putting him on fire burned his whole nipple off his shirt was all messed up I tried to save his ass but he died the zinger was just too powerful and it was game over collapsed to the ground he died I was nonstop cryin there was a stink bug The stink bug came over to me he looked at me he says man why the fuck you gotta kill Dylan think about his mama man she’s probly crying and shit cause you killed her sweet baby boy. Dylan was fryin and I was cryin but then I remembered this one time that Dylan didn’t take me to my grandmas house so I wasn’t sad no more I was actually happy I don’t know why he’s gotta hate grandmas so much But now I’m lookin at him on the ground he’s dead on the ground with a smoldering nipple. Dylan refuses to explain why he’s so Japanese drives a Saab without a transmission every time a try to put a banana in the exhaust pipe he tells me not to put a banana in the exhaust pipe even though I just want to see what happens when I put a banana in the exhaust pipe. There was this one time that I took him to the papa johns a paid 30 dollas for a shaqaroni pizza he wouldn’t eat it he wouldn’t eat the shaqaroni pizza man. I told him Dylan you got to eat to keep yo strength up but he didn’t eat all he did cry and he tried to poop in my eyesocket I narrowly avoided that shit I probly woulda die I would been dead as fuck I don’t know why Dylan’s so mean to me refuses to eat the food I offer him from papa johns just can’t eat a pizza man can’t even eat a pizza man just eat a pizza man come on Whyyyy Dylan why why why why why why why why whyyy. I’m also pretty sure Dylan might be a shark he eats people on the regula chews em up and spits em out the blow hole man

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2 years ago

This is awesome

2 years ago

I was looking at Dylan and it was precise moment in time in which a zinger struck him. It was such a brutal strike man it started putting him on fire burned his whole nipple off his shirt was all messed up I tried to save his ass but he died the zinger was just too powerful and it was game over collapsed to the ground he died I was nonstop cryin there was a stink bug The stink bug came over to me he looked at me he says man why the fuck you gotta kill Dylan think about his mama man she’s probly crying and shit cause you killed her sweet baby boy. Dylan was fryin and I was cryin but then I remembered this one time that Dylan didn’t take me to my grandmas house so I wasn’t sad no more I was actually happy I don’t know why he’s gotta hate grandmas so much But now I’m lookin at him on the ground he’s dead on the ground with a smoldering nipple. Dylan refuses to explain why he’s so Japanese drives a Saab without a transmission every time a try to put a banana in the exhaust pipe he tells me not to put a banana in the exhaust pipe even though I just want to see what happens when I put a banana in the exhaust pipe. There was this one time that I took him to the papa johns a paid 30 dollas for a shaqaroni pizza he wouldn’t eat it he wouldn’t eat the shaqaroni pizza man. I told him Dylan you got to eat to keep yo strength up but he didn’t eat all he did cry and he tried to poop in my eyesocket I narrowly avoided that shit I probly woulda die I would been dead as fuck I don’t know why Dylan’s so mean to me refuses to eat the food I offer him from papa johns just can’t eat a pizza man can’t even eat a pizza man just eat a pizza man come on Whyyyy Dylan why why why why why why why why whyyy. I’m also pretty sure Dylan might be a shark he eats people on the regula chews em up and spits em out the blow hole man

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