i eat poop make that shit a soup stir it in a pot hot sauce just a little shot too much make ur ass cough have you running to the bathroom shit be coming in mass volumes you wishn your ass was fckn vaccuum you feel like dying but theres no escape instead you crying cuz you in bad shape so now you need some toilet paper to wipe your butthole but its a gaper big as a pothole u didnt go to work so u have no money bout to go berserk and u feel like a dummy take off your sock fold it into squares hear a knock bout to say some prayers turn on the faucet so they dont hear your screams now you wishing shouldve added them beans the door starts to open you get alittle scared spray some glade hope they cant smell what you been doing your ass is still mooing cant help the smell so you start to yell whos in the fckn house better be watching hope it aint a mouse cuz i be dodging its your girl mad as hell she just found out she starts to smell the poo flakes that be floating in the air she yells your name your gunna get the blame so you pull up your pants wash your hands you didnt kill the plants that are on the stands walk to the kitchen make some toast she still be bitchin about the roast open the the bread to put in the toaster sometimes life is a roller coaster she comes in the kitchen to talk your ear off but you on a mission she needs to bugg off that starts a fight so she packs her things goes to her mommas and throws her rings her momma calls me about 30 mins later she cant believe calling me a traitor so i hang up the phone grab my keys get in the zone to get my main squeeze jumped in the car ass still burning from the soup i had at about 4 this morning get on the interstate traffic is crazy dont wanna be late but im lazy driving at about 40 miles an hour go any faster my car gets louder make it to her mommas house they cops are waiting she wearing a white blouse they were baiting cops came over pulled me out said im going to jail judge never set the bail