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Storyman

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5 years ago

#whatwhat whats the difference about a mexcan and a alien one goes home and the other goes to guantamo bay what do women and chocalote have in coman they both are done to quick and once you start eating you dont want to stop the more you eath the messier your face gets the more you eath the stickier you both get what do old ladies and grilled chese have in common have you ever tried to pull a grilled chese apart what do women have in common with a dog they both are bitches a man can smell a women a mile away just like a male dog can smell a bitch from a mile away what do women and fish have in common if you leave them out they both become smelly what do you call a prostitute with a yeast infection cottage chesse what do women and chess have in common if you play the right moves you can win at both what do men have in common with bubble gum they both go in hard and both come out sopping wet and limp what is the difference between a man and timer one can last a full 30 minutes whats the difference between cops and men the cop is at least gauranteed to come and the cops are kinky enough to put you in handcuffs what do feet and dicks have in common they both are gauranteed to grow what do all the fast foods have in common they all are gauranteed to give you the shits what is the difference between men and fast food women dont bitch when they have to put fast food in there mouth what do women and freezers have in common they both can be a cold hearted bitch what do women and cats have in common they both like to be licked what do women and fast food have in common you can always eat ouyt all you can eat buffe what do women and water guns have in common they both can squirt what do women and water have in common they both are moist what do alcohol and fast food have incomen you get them for a women and there legs spread what do men and gynecologist have in common they both can get inside women what do men and onecologyste have in common they both like to play and look at boobs what do men and boats have in common women can ride them both and get wet what do a dick and a dead body have in common they both like to go in real deep what do dicks and tootsie pops have in commin you suck on them long enough and you get a creamy surprise in your mouth what do weed and women have in common you cant be mad when having both what do women and houskeepers have in common they both clean your life what do gay men and boogeymen have in common they both like to hide in your closet what does peny wise and women have in common they both swallow children what do women and gras hopers have in common they both hop up and down what is the difference between meth and a energy drink one is legal what do men and candles have in common they both have to be blown what do you call a officer that dies in a house fire burnt baconwhat do women and laptops have i comon if you press the right button you can turn them both on what do women and laptops have in common men love them both on ther laps what do women and light switches have in common they both have an on and off switch what do pussies and the maffea have in common one lip of the tongue and you are in deep shit what do mikeal jackson and burger king have in common 40 year old meat inbetween 4 year old bunns what do ducks and doctors have in common they both know how to quack what do stoners and cops have in common they both will steal all your weed

Big Blunt Johnson

5 years ago

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