I’m a virgin cause I want to be If I felt like it I could get pussy for free And I bet it’s easy to see that every women falls in love with me So what if I’ve never asked a girl out before The reason for that is every girl I knows a whore Who’ll take my money and walk out the door Then ignore, every text I send Then leave and never see me again It isn’t like I’m ugly or rude It’s just sometimes I’m misconstrued The women pretend like they don’t want me They act so nonchalant While in reality they want, To eat my croissant Every lady fall in love with me, Eating pussy is my cup of tea, It doesn’t matter what the women say I know they love me anyway