Poo I’m taking a poo, It’s a big doo doo, I’m sitting on the toilet, Need a plunga, Oh no, The toilet papers gone, I’m gonna need to use the dog now, Woof woof, The dog is barking, As I rub him on my bum now, Oh no he was white, Now he brown, I can’t tell my momma, Or she kill me, Oh no, She calling me, I need to hide the dog now, She won’t know, She won’t know, She gonna know.