Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak silent but out and remove all your doubt The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets and don't feel neglect. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak loud Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed in rope The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits than stupidity At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else that can listen Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you arm robber, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too like murder To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away like a little dog