what'd you say your name was? mustard. like the condiment? yeah like the fucking condiment kids say "I wanna be like mustard" grow up big and be a rapper you don't even drink your milk how you gonna climb that ladder? how you gonna buy that house, buy that car, be a star? I'll believe it when I see it, who the fuck do you think that you really are? Your career is not my concern, Go fish bitch it's my turn Tom Brady drives your Mom's Ford Chinese lady wearing Tom Ford Chinese food at the drive through Shrimp fried rice I see you Simped five times and got metoo'd Then I called the cops on a weeaboo Japanese bitches in my lap Hit timmies up for that ice capp Stay up all night then a light nap Woke up alright but I might snap so I'm popping bottles yeah I'm popping tags and I'm rhyming novels and I'm stomping fags give me a forty and a hand grenade I'm in Arabia, doing mad crusades with my homeboy, Jesus Crispy did ya miss me? I bet ya missed me stole the crucifix and they got pissed see I didn't mean to, let's co-exist please do you really really wanna catch fists b? Dip these hoes in hummus call it chick peas Oh he's a funny rapper yeah so comedic 4th down with the playbook so strategic You looking at me like I didn't mean it But you stuck on my boat we getting seasick colonel mustard turned into the captain it's over T Hanks cause I started rappin now I see your son with those plans he's hatching Caucasian vibes I do be catching: for a white boy summer! Chet Hanks said it's a white boy summer! duh duh duh got that white boy stutter yeah Chet Hanks said it's a White Boy Summer! cookin' spanish tortilla in the parking lot with some Spanish chicas that I like a lot told em here's my number yeah here's my spot if you want the lumber gotta take a shot I don't have a car don't have a whip wanna go somewhere gotta get a lift or take the bus or take the train make one mistake flush it down the drain on s'en fout de tes excuses présente-moi pas à ton ex boo tu m'avais dit que ça sonne whack avant même que je te callback now I'm flying away air Canada got the stewardesses doing algebra a rye and ginger put on my tab like a all white ninja with an all white mask tell the pilot turn around I'm making all night plans for the 99th time I did it for my fans DMX is dead rip to my mans but it's a white boy summer let's see them hands for a white boy summer! Chet Hanks said it's a white boy summer! duh duh duh got that white boy stutter yeah Chet Hanks said it's a White Boy Summer!