Lil Drummer Boy - Straight Laced Yo look here's what I got to say. I used to get pulled over almost every single day. Yes I hang with bros, but I don't like the word hoes. I think it's sick that a chick would try and get status from the dick. This is irrespectable, i like a chick in a spectacles. But i can't get their attention cause I look like im in detention and I'm just gonna expose my testicles. Don't yell out your window at women, shits weak. Just sneak up behind em and bury em by the creek. Just playin, I'm a nice guy, just sayin, I'm a small fry.  Catch me at a motel officer I'm destitute, all I'm doing is having a conversation about my fucked up childhood with a prostitute. Around the corner there's a liquor store with like four more whores don't forget your drawers. I love cops because they just doing their jobs, they on a mission. But even i agree they need a new job description. Always treating innocent victims with suspicion. Sorry officer Cromwell i didn't hide that bowl well, it's just a nickle bag but i really need a jail cell? How much does this cost the government? Whoops i mean the tax payer. Send money around the world made by an immigrant brick layer. Straight laced, never tied my shoes in the first place. I get high by tripping myself and landing on my face.  Half the time im blacked out in outer space. Don't know how I got here in the first place. Dont know how these words came. Just sitting and staring at walls. Till they stretch out of existence like infinite halls. Government got us by the balls. Hope you had nice trip see you next fall.