Whenever you are ready, throw up your damn spaghetti, Mr. Betty the yeti! You better grip your teddy, cuz you'll wish you never met me! And to think, you've never bled me--like jelly on my bready! Your crimes ain't never petty; you only commit felonies? Ran out of cash you sent me, so don't you dare say "Check, please"! You so broke you can't even afford a single Chevy! Your brokenness is heavy (a "heavy burden"), Lenny! You suck so bad, you'd fuck your dad so badly, sister Jenny! Well that's just the way it is, so go ahead and take some shits; take one last ride with your homies, and get dropped off left behind again! I don't get sympathetic, cuz you so damn pathetic, get dissected at the count of five cuz I already said it! May I have y'all's attention, before you get detention: every day I'm in stereo! So y'all go back to prison! Get jumped or stabbed behind bars, and make sure you get the scars! And don't slam the door in my face, or you'll be counting stars! Every opportunity is an open door just for me! Some men just want to sit back and watch the world burn, as you can see! Justice climbing higher, never burned by fire--as long as it's reserved for me and fulfilling my desires! I got a three-story mansion, my bitch is my companion, and just like biker Lance Armstrong, I'm a five-time champion! I put the gold into Goldman, until life comes to an end, but just make sure you always come in second place, once again!