Drop out of school before you get thrown in the pool, and look a nasty fool! Cover up your face, you can't even win the race, you're too far behind, you're angry and blind! Fuck the world in your sights, you can't find the lights that soar you to new heights like dynamites! Put a surge in my body like kilobytes so that I can die quickly like kryptonite! Switch it up, switch it up, the LOWEST prices I buy! Yea, yea! why, why? I'll tell you why! North Carolina til the second I die! I don't keep track of demand, only of supply! Get my a-t-t-o-r-n-e-y! You'll hear from him, Fat Boy Slim, with a big slim jim; that's what you get for messin with Big Ben Goldman! Goin strong, tried and true, from beginnin' to end! I'm the start and the finish; and I always win! I can get the biggest muscles without even havin ta visit a gym! Who knows, I might do it again: let my pistol do the talkin, may God judge me for this! I always get a bullseye without havin to miss! You can either listen to me, or fill your pants with piss! Let me tell ya, life gets no better than this! I'm as mean as a snake with the nastiest hiss! Momma, write me a good-night song! I care more about my money than your shit all day long from Hong Kong! The end...!