am alittle dirty get a little flirty when am near a cute wee birdie she aint gonna live to see 30 take her back to mine and order a curry yea she got a chasni and a got a biryani slam dunked her fanny eat it like a pepperami she gonna run home to her mammy cause a made her gush lit a tsunami am heavy tuff sometimes quite ruff but is it enough to get me the stuff grab ye by the scruff if ye steal ma puff yea al jump oan your heed till your deed or atleast ye need an iron lung bricks will get flung like there a yum yum and you will run run till a shoot ye in the bum bum gonny greet tae yer mum mum yea yer maws a boot and her sons a wee fruit get welted your brains melted need yer baws felted al steal aw yer gold n get the shit smelted thats me finished ma hunger bars a wee bit diminished dont worry al be back in a hurry so gee me ma money