( BUY ME A CANDY BAR ) featuring DOUG THA DRUG ( VERSE 1 ) ( KRISTI RAP ) - HEY DOUG , CAN I BORROW. YOUR ( CAR ? ) WHY ?? SO CAN GET ANOTHER ( CANDY BAR )......... ( DOUG RAP ) - NO BITCH WALK ITS NOT THAT ( FAR ) ( KRISTI SAYS ) I JUST NEED A FEW MORE CANDY ( BARS. ) DOUG SAYS WELL FIRST OF ALL. ITS NOT A ( CAR ) ...........WITH OUT NO GAS IT WONT GO VERY ( FAR ) ........( .KRISTI ). OHHH DOUGIE WUGGIE PRETTY PLEASE ).........( .DOUG SAYS ) NO. KRISTI U FAT BITCH GET ON YOUR. ( KNEES .) ...... .BUT THERES. A SALE. GOING ON BUY 2 CANDY. BARS GET 1 FOR ( FREE )........ ( KRISTI SAYS ) .BUT. . I WANT A WHOLE BOX CAUSE. 3 IS JUST. A ( TEASE ) IM LOW ON CASH AND THE CANDY BARS A ( DISEASE ).............. ( DOUG SAYS ) THATS A PRETTY GOOD ( DEAL )....... U SHOLDNT EAT CANDY. BARS AS A ( MEAL ). ... . WAY TOO FAT WITH NO SEX ( APPEAL. )...... . IM JUST KEEPING IT ( REAL ) ........THIS CANDY BAR ADDICTION. IS. GONNA MAKE U. ( STEAL) ....,.. NO. MORE CANDY BARS FOR. U. CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET ( ILL )......( DOUG SAYS ) YOUR EATING HABIT HAVE GONE WAY TOO ( FAR )....... .(KRISTI SAYS) ILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR ANOTHER SNICKERS CANDY ( BAR )..........