It really is a shame She made him leave the gang He took her on a date that’s all it really takes Quickly she comes But quicker she goes I wish he’d used his brain It caused him so much pain Wild like a hurricane She ruined his life He thought she’d be his wife We thought he was our bro But that is true no mo She beat us blow for blow She was a worthy foe at last he stooped so low To break the bro code He immediately blew us over And our long-planned sleepover Man I’m through I’m done I’ve really had enough You made it really rough But we are still real tough You know we still got love