Ain’t got no where to poo so I went on her car Then she got mad at me because she saw me from afar Ay I said wait hold up how bizarre I saw a guy round here who I think his name isLamar She said describe him so I told her he’s a fat guy with a red shirt and honest kind of looked high That dumb bitch went looking for him like cmon guys Then I ran like the wind like goodbye After that I went to Home Depot to get a condom Then I realisedn they ain’t sell condoms so now My cats pregnant and I don’t know what to do Who knew the babies would turn out to be kinda cute Except this one that wast breathing then it turned blue and so I went to the zoo and got raped by a kangaroo It felt good until it nutted on my shoe it looked like glue and tasted like it too