They get on with life as a soldier, They're a remarkable kinda type. They like playing golf and racing snails. They like to contemplate girls. But when they start to daydream, Their mind turns straight to boys. Oh oh oh! Do they love boys more than girls? Do they love boys more than girls? They like to use words like 'whoops' and 'muppet.' They like to use words about girls. But when they stop their talking, Their mind turns straight to boys. Oh oh oh! Do they love boys more than girls? Do they love boys more than girls? They like to hang out with Katy and Laura. But when left alone, Their mind turns straight to boys. Oh oh oh! Do they love boys more than girls? Do they love boys more than girls? They hate getting sun burnt and smelly rubbish. But they just think back to boys, And they're happy once again.