Oh fuckin hell well ain’t that just great it’s a quarter past eight am and once again I woke up for work late that’s the third time to date flash it an evil stare man I swear I’m bout to grip a darn rock and cause some serious harm to this pottery barn alarm clock rushin till I’m breathless nervous and restless lookin like how a toddler dresses smellin far as I’m tellin not my freshest movement becond every second precious not a moment to wait skip the breakfast plate make a mad dash gotta move my ass but not without a splash of coffee mate weekday Folgers solders gotta have that morning batch snatch the thermos nervous shoutin profaine curses at Sears suited suckas truckers and some young group of nurses scowlin in a crowded coupe while prowlin through they purses for those recent cosmetic purchases to hide the feelings of worthlessness worn on the surfaces oh silly people and their misguided an diluted purposes convaluted polluted highway traffic merges off the interstate offramp tight enough to cause a carpool cramp so I crank up the amp to drown out the damp lookin vamp blaring John melencamp and put the pedal to the medal like a champ oops I’m mean gramp stop and go dying of heat in between every rarely seen green street lamp gee well thanks a lot not to the drop top in my parking spot fuckin Steve always sharking in the parking lot now thanks to cracka jack I’m all the way in the very back like a damn temp and off I went on my covert mission to not draw suspicion of my supervisor cliff none the wiser just a walk-in wise n heimer stiff as physer sippin Crystal Geyser behind his stupid ass visor carrying his clip board like some noble lord wielding a barbarian sword too command the hoard when he’s bored or being ignored around the store so I slowly hunch in to punch in like I wasn’t late to the function but just like a hawk or somethin I was spotted before the numbers were digitally allotted yeah that fuckin nerd heard and caught it all excuses were useless in hopes he bought n let’s just call it an early extended vacation implemented by total termination by a brazen dick who ain’t phashin shit fuckit time to blaze an get lit n I’ll just tell my boys I quit