It's my birthday Not your birthday It's your nerdday Not my nerdday Go celebrate your nerdday Which is everyday When is my nerdday? It's on neverday So you better obey And play all day When you're at my birthday I don't say blah You like to draw You eat food raw And I was like "ya" And then I saw An ice cube thaw I am super cool You're just a fool When you're at school I'm in a pool There is no rule When you are cool But you're not cool You're so uncool I just got My bottom braces You wear shoes With no laces You lost the races And broke the vases I got suitcases With no open spaces We gon' eat some dinner I'm a big winner You're a beginner But I am thinner It's my birthday Not your birthday It's your nerdday Not my nerdday Go celebrate your nerdday Which is everyday When is my nerdday? It's on neverday So you better obey And play all day When you're at my birthday