Eggplant

32 Plays

23 Aug 2020

Hi kids, do you like huge tits? Wanna motorboat a bitch with plump lips? Wanna stop giving a shit, this isn't a bit, this track is a hit, think I'm kidding? I'll gather up your children, then have them make a swingset outta their own intestines, I've got horrid intentions, give a bitch my dick, how's this for staph infection, my staff has an erection, I'll give Peter Piper a pecking when I bust his skull open on the pavement, the president has me on a last name basis, Craziest, craziest since Pornhub decided endorsing incest, Incestual insects having sex that's the fucking best, but these rats are becoming a pest, best to let them nest, let 'em nest so when they lay to rest, I'll lay them to permanently lie, lie there taking it up the ass for wanting to give me that eye, gimme an earful, full of this bull when bitches eyeball me, so I gotta do some more sawing, know what I'm saying? Cool, but you don't know who I'm slaying, so just assume it's Lois Lane, and my dick is in her brain, brain dead necro, nah that was just a joke though, but if any of these dudes wanna talk shit then I'll fuck them up, no homo, but I'll take it nice and slow mo, my comedy is subject to the Social junkie warriors, make it low brow, hairy pits like a canary, can barely hear this criticism from my high horse, barely, barely buried a motherfucker with the arms I'm baring, bars? Barred down to a chair, aint acting so fair, fairly the rarest of a rarity wouldn't you dare? Dare say I'm the best bullshiter alive, 'cause I could shit my boss into giving me a 4 to 5, still pay me 6 bucks an hour, Cocaina? No, flour, flower and powder, unload my pussy power every hour, got a heavy load to carry, including the one spewing outta my boner, bonafide and maniacal, man this shit is child's play, flamin' hot as I spit out fire like Trump's cheeto dust toupee, didn't think I'd be roasting a dumpling today, but eh, whatever floats in this boat of mine, eh esse? Eh, comprende? Comprehend what I'm saying you puto, fucking gringo, getting hard to Hannah Stocking, bingo, speaking a different lingo, while sucking on my dick is a hoe, wait that's your sister though, oh damn man I admit I just did a low blow, but that blow still fucking hit, and I hit it hard enough that you won't be having any retarded fucking kids, and when you ask your favorites how I did, they'd all agree that I just fucking murdered it. Bitches cannot handle my wzcka wit, so these fucking babies gonna throw a fit, aw fiddlestick, that's some fickle shit, 'cause you all had my backs last time I spit, but now that I'm psychotic y'all can't bring the venom to back it, but I'm a vacuum cleaner and I've come to take your mess and vacc it, I mean, my competition has become rather vapid, like what happened? I mean, I usually leave a battle feeling unchallenged, or maybe I'm so off the hook that it's unbalanced.

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4 years ago

Hi kids, do you like huge tits? Wanna motorboat a bitch with plump lips? Wanna stop giving a shit, this isn't a bit, this track is a hit, think I'm kidding? I'll gather up your children, then have them make a swingset outta their own intestines, I've got horrid intentions, give a bitch my dick, how's this for staph infection, my staff has an erection, I'll give Peter Piper a pecking when I bust his skull open on the pavement, the president has me on a last name basis, Craziest, craziest since Pornhub decided endorsing incest, Incestual insects having sex that's the fucking best, but these rats are becoming a pest, best to let them nest, let 'em nest so when they lay to rest, I'll lay them to permanently lie, lie there taking it up the ass for wanting to give me that eye, gimme an earful, full of this bull when bitches eyeball me, so I gotta do some more sawing, know what I'm saying? Cool, but you don't know who I'm slaying, so just assume it's Lois Lane, and my dick is in her brain, brain dead necro, nah that was just a joke though, but if any of these dudes wanna talk shit then I'll fuck them up, no homo, but I'll take it nice and slow mo, my comedy is subject to the Social junkie warriors, make it low brow, hairy pits like a canary, can barely hear this criticism from my high horse, barely, barely buried a motherfucker with the arms I'm baring, bars? Barred down to a chair, aint acting so fair, fairly the rarest of a rarity wouldn't you dare? Dare say I'm the best bullshiter alive, 'cause I could shit my boss into giving me a 4 to 5, still pay me 6 bucks an hour, Cocaina? No, flour, flower and powder, unload my pussy power every hour, got a heavy load to carry, including the one spewing outta my boner, bonafide and maniacal, man this shit is child's play, flamin' hot as I spit out fire like Trump's cheeto dust toupee, didn't think I'd be roasting a dumpling today, but eh, whatever floats in this boat of mine, eh esse? Eh, comprende? Comprehend what I'm saying you puto, fucking gringo, getting hard to Hannah Stocking, bingo, speaking a different lingo, while sucking on my dick is a hoe, wait that's your sister though, oh damn man I admit I just did a low blow, but that blow still fucking hit, and I hit it hard enough that you won't be having any retarded fucking kids, and when you ask your favorites how I did, they'd all agree that I just fucking murdered it. Bitches cannot handle my wzcka wit, so these fucking babies gonna throw a fit, aw fiddlestick, that's some fickle shit, 'cause you all had my backs last time I spit, but now that I'm psychotic y'all can't bring the venom to back it, but I'm a vacuum cleaner and I've come to take your mess and vacc it, I mean, my competition has become rather vapid, like what happened? I mean, I usually leave a battle feeling unchallenged, or maybe I'm so off the hook that it's unbalanced.

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