You get on with life as a corporate banker, You're a sexy kinda person. You like singing in a choir on Sundays, You like train spotting in the week. You like to contemplate orange juice. But when you start to daydream, Your mind turns straight to vodka. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes, I notice the way you think about vodka with a smile, Curved lips you just can't disguise. But you think it's orange juice making your life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more? Orange Juice or... Vodka? You like to use words like 'freak,' You like to use words like 'rather.' You like to use words about orange juice. But when you stop your talking, Your mind turns straight to vodka. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes, I notice the way you think about vodka with a smile, Curved lips you just can't disguise. But you think it's orange juice making your life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more? Orange Juice or... Vodka? You like to hang out with Chris, You like to kick back with Joe, But when left alone, Your mind turns straight to vodka. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes, I notice the way you think about vodka with a smile, Curved lips you just can't disguise. But you think it's orange juice making your life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more? Orange Juice or... Vodka? You're not too fond of burglars, You really hate dirty hippos, But you just think back to vodka, And you're happy once again. Oh oh oh! For privacy reasons, your creation will be removed from the web at 10:05am BST and later deleted from our server, unless you choose to publish it.