Just a fun little song in the style of Busdriver. Bitch how can you be so fucking annoying Leave us the fuck alone and focus on Toyoty. Nothing we say has anything to do with you Keep your comments to yourself before I come unglued. Oh shit! Too late! You fucked up again There's no better time than now for me to begin. So I'm about to spit this shit and chop you down to size By the end of this song you'll be thinking of suicide. First of all ya ass so big the ground shakes when you walk The Richter Scale goes off the charts like a major aftershock. What the fuck you smugglin' there, a pair of cement trucks? Them thighs be rumblin, heavy thunder, I think I'm throwing up. That cottage cheese you carry, there's no way it isn't dairy How do you even have kids when nobody can reach that cherry. I want to hit you in the head with a firm grip on a machete Then cut your ass up in to mash and serve it with spaghetti. Bitch I'm tired of your yappin' Your gums are always flappin' Learn to take a hint cuz I'm about to start slappin' Opinionated cunt Your mouth it does not shut Nobody cares what you have to say so suck on this shotgun today. Second of all ya face so busted, it's hard to look straight atcha That road map leads nowhere and needs a lot of fucking patchwork. Those selfies that you take on Facebook need more than a filter If my kid looked anything like you I probably would have killed her. Your laugh sounds like a hyena and really goes right through me These earplugs won't go deep enough my god I think they're touching. So do us all a favor, shut your trap and say goodnight We're over your opinions, shut your mouth, we'll be alright.