Charlie Mac
Charlie Mac

I'm the MuthrF'n President!

I'm the MuthrF'n President!

326 Plays

13 May 2020

This is your president here. That's right, I made it into office despite the way you voted. Your disapproval of my hair and skin tone have both been duley noted. I have so many loyal hearts and minds on the lock don't even got to sugarcoat it. Y'all can suck some cock! I know all the best words, And all the smartest people An American eagle with claws Sharper than a needle piercing your skin Despite your feeble Russian Pee Tape attempt at my impeachment My number one achievement goes on you can't escape this shit. Cuz I'm the president! No liberal can stand in my way. All Polls suggest my opponent is gay. At least the ones up his ass do, so old and white he might die tonight and live on, but he'll never get to hit my bong. And he'll never get to sing along. I'm the president! Make the best deals.Copeven more feels Than Billy Clinton did, when he was president! We'll Party so hard once the borders are barred, it'll be impossible! to Even believe in a dirty Mexican it'll be impossible! Get so faded, gonna forget who we invaded, sure seems impossible! Except for the fact, that I'm the motherfukin president. Did I mention there's a White House doctor? A white house chopper and I even got a locker. with my mother fuckin name on it. In bold red letters Donald Trump, under it says president. I love America! Fuck CNN In time I'll show Everyone. I'm the best fuckin president. Ever. except for Reagan.

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2 years ago

Bars: Great 🎉 Delivery: Great 🎉 Impression: Great 🎉

2 years ago

Bars: Dope 🔥 Delivery: Dope 🔥 Impression: Dope 🔥

2 years ago

Here are my scores: Bars: 9/10 Delivery: 9/10 Impression: 9/10 Bars: Dope 🔥 Delivery: Dope 🔥 Impression: Dope 🔥

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