The Bard
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•21 Apr 2020
(I'm mike) and I like to be in charge not from stratford upon Avon, but you can call me (the bard ) Shakespearean rhymes, check my iambic pentameter. [iambic] nevermind the question, I forgot I was speaking with an amateur. [newbie] (I'm professional), but my dicky isn't little. [nope] watch me( whittle )away your (smile), my (style) is never (brittle) (belittle), nah, I be large. better plug yourself in so you can recharge. [charge it] I keep going, like... a golf ball in space u going to need a battery pack to keep up with this pace face it, your just not cut out for this work I'm a jerk with a smirk, and I lurk in the shadows no I ain't from Compton,I'm coming (straight outta colorado) mile hi mike, ya that's what you can call me. [mile-high] I'm white, and I like to fight, I like to ball g I'm a baller, never been a cop caller I know u see me, but if u hear me give me a holler I'll holler back, when i play your shit, its whack [its whack nigga] ii put your shit on shuffle and it (played right back) take it back, see if you can get a refund [your money back] Used to call me crack, used to call me( baby) that was before all the tracks and all my (ladies) before Marshall mathers, u know( slim shady) this shit is crazy, 2020 pandemic, [corona] I drink a 6 pack with your girl then I put it on her like a virus, spreading like a wild flame I just want the money, fuck the fame, it's a funny game that we play waiting for tomorrow, day after day well I dont wait cuz the future never arrives while your waiting, and hating I'll be dipping between your honeys thighs and her breasts, pearl necklace dripping down her chest get it, I'm gonna hit it, that was all that was left killed it, spilled it, honey creamed it up I willed it, i guess I dreamed it up then I manifested her into my reality everything on this earth demands a duality like dying in vain, the ying and the yang living with purpose never has served us so what's the answer a life full of pain, then dying of cancer the only philosophical question is this a curse or a blessing well I'll tell u straight up I dont give a fuck live on this earth just to die for a buck so money's the answer, but also the problem with a million bucks I can easily solve them, problem solved, we evolved, the planet revolves, man arises, then he falls wax and wane, were all insane to make a name in the game Im slanging cocaine. nothings off the table, ready, willing and able steady, filling orders from the cradle to the grave, I was a coward but now I'm brave you better behavr. administering punishment is what I crave to those who deserve it I'm kinda like a waiter. im here to serve it what's your purpose, I'm the ring leader of this here circus, 3 rings, of all things, those numbers dont lie 3,7,9,11,12,13, oh my dont cry, itll be alright u got away this time, a minor oversight this shit is tight, a looser description next time I'm coming for ya with a little more conviction check my diction, its dynamic I got the whole rap game in a panic I'm manic, you're the titanic I'm an iceberg, you're gonna sink goddamnit better make some defensive maneuvers u ain't got a chance like JFK against 8 shooters packing reugers, and rifles, with help from the cia the enemy is riding shotgun, not a 1000 yards away, what they say is keep your friends close,you just better protect your throat if your body's like a castle, make sure it's got a moat cuz u know they got a boat, and a catapult never underestimate your enemies, truer words were never spoke dont take it as a joke or they'll be laughing at you, while your family suffers you thought you were smarter, and they knew they were tougher it makes me shudder, the utter precision in which they operate they never make mistakes and they dont often hesitate you cant even relate, but I can cuz I've done my research they'll cut off your testicles, and throw them in the freezer it's a knee jerk reaction reincarnate just for satisfaction since curiosity killed the kitty I'm satisfied, as long as I die in my city 9 lives, pay your tithes, the strong survive the weak physique, doesnt keep, it dies as do we all, in love we fall we never rise, never rise at all I know it sounds pretty dreary be leery of this life, but never fear thee courage and sacrifice, should never be abandoned your meekness will be recognized as the world is handed to you, Zulu, boo hoo, I proved you listen to my words it behouthes you to do what I do, and say what I say if you do as your told you may live to see another day and it just might be brighter your cell could be longer, and wider and taller, you never fucking know stranger things have happened fo sho my kids to CPS, and you think I'm stable you think I give a fuck about anything really? was it a fair trial, dont be silly Adam's county, you can implode as far as I'm concerned our case worker was so young and pretty(I'd love to watch her burn) and the judge, especially, plus the guardian ad litem if they ever see me I know they'll go into hiding. they better, or I'm gonna cut off their fucking heads put them in bowling bags and send them to the feds their bodies, hmm let me see I think I'll let them rot for a while then turn them over to the bereaved but your brother got the boys fuck him too! I guess family destroys that's what he did to me for his selfish little gain he cant imagine or fathom the depth of my pain. I guess its ultimately my own doing fighting an army by yourself has got me stewing I'm ready to go postal for real show these motherfuckers how it feels magic and loss can feel so purifying, figure out, what you got, really no different
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Here are my scores: Bars: 8/10 Delivery: 9/10 Impression: 9/10
Here are my scores: Bars: 8/10 Delivery: 8/10 Impression: 8/10
(I'm mike) and I like to be in charge not from stratford upon Avon, but you can call me (the bard ) Shakespearean rhymes, check my iambic pentameter. [iambic] nevermind the question, I forgot I was speaking with an amateur. [newbie] (I'm professional), but my dicky isn't little. [nope] watch me( whittle )away your (smile), my (style) is never (brittle) (belittle), nah, I be large. better plug yourself in so you can recharge. [charge it] I keep going, like... a golf ball in space u going to need a battery pack to keep up with this pace face it, your just not cut out for this work I'm a jerk with a smirk, and I lurk in the shadows no I ain't from Compton,I'm coming (straight outta colorado) mile hi mike, ya that's what you can call me. [mile-high] I'm white, and I like to fight, I like to ball g I'm a baller, never been a cop caller I know u see me, but if u hear me give me a holler I'll holler back, when i play your shit, its whack [its whack nigga] ii put your shit on shuffle and it (played right back) take it back, see if you can get a refund [your money back] Used to call me crack, used to call me( baby) that was before all the tracks and all my (ladies) before Marshall mathers, u know( slim shady) this shit is crazy, 2020 pandemic, [corona] I drink a 6 pack with your girl then I put it on her like a virus, spreading like a wild flame I just want the money, fuck the fame, it's a funny game that we play waiting for tomorrow, day after day well I dont wait cuz the future never arrives while your waiting, and hating I'll be dipping between your honeys thighs and her breasts, pearl necklace dripping down her chest get it, I'm gonna hit it, that was all that was left killed it, spilled it, honey creamed it up I willed it, i guess I dreamed it up then I manifested her into my reality everything on this earth demands a duality like dying in vain, the ying and the yang living with purpose never has served us so what's the answer a life full of pain, then dying of cancer the only philosophical question is this a curse or a blessing well I'll tell u straight up I dont give a fuck live on this earth just to die for a buck so money's the answer, but also the problem with a million bucks I can easily solve them, problem solved, we evolved, the planet revolves, man arises, then he falls wax and wane, were all insane to make a name in the game Im slanging cocaine. nothings off the table, ready, willing and able steady, filling orders from the cradle to the grave, I was a coward but now I'm brave you better behavr. administering punishment is what I crave to those who deserve it I'm kinda like a waiter. im here to serve it what's your purpose, I'm the ring leader of this here circus, 3 rings, of all things, those numbers dont lie 3,7,9,11,12,13, oh my dont cry, itll be alright u got away this time, a minor oversight this shit is tight, a looser description next time I'm coming for ya with a little more conviction check my diction, its dynamic I got the whole rap game in a panic I'm manic, you're the titanic I'm an iceberg, you're gonna sink goddamnit better make some defensive maneuvers u ain't got a chance like JFK against 8 shooters packing reugers, and rifles, with help from the cia the enemy is riding shotgun, not a 1000 yards away, what they say is keep your friends close,you just better protect your throat if your body's like a castle, make sure it's got a moat cuz u know they got a boat, and a catapult never underestimate your enemies, truer words were never spoke dont take it as a joke or they'll be laughing at you, while your family suffers you thought you were smarter, and they knew they were tougher it makes me shudder, the utter precision in which they operate they never make mistakes and they dont often hesitate you cant even relate, but I can cuz I've done my research they'll cut off your testicles, and throw them in the freezer it's a knee jerk reaction reincarnate just for satisfaction since curiosity killed the kitty I'm satisfied, as long as I die in my city 9 lives, pay your tithes, the strong survive the weak physique, doesnt keep, it dies as do we all, in love we fall we never rise, never rise at all I know it sounds pretty dreary be leery of this life, but never fear thee courage and sacrifice, should never be abandoned your meekness will be recognized as the world is handed to you, Zulu, boo hoo, I proved you listen to my words it behouthes you to do what I do, and say what I say if you do as your told you may live to see another day and it just might be brighter your cell could be longer, and wider and taller, you never fucking know stranger things have happened fo sho my kids to CPS, and you think I'm stable you think I give a fuck about anything really? was it a fair trial, dont be silly Adam's county, you can implode as far as I'm concerned our case worker was so young and pretty(I'd love to watch her burn) and the judge, especially, plus the guardian ad litem if they ever see me I know they'll go into hiding. they better, or I'm gonna cut off their fucking heads put them in bowling bags and send them to the feds their bodies, hmm let me see I think I'll let them rot for a while then turn them over to the bereaved but your brother got the boys fuck him too! I guess family destroys that's what he did to me for his selfish little gain he cant imagine or fathom the depth of my pain. I guess its ultimately my own doing fighting an army by yourself has got me stewing I'm ready to go postal for real show these motherfuckers how it feels magic and loss can feel so purifying, figure out, what you got, really no different
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