Ma_ka_ve_li

4 years ago

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PwnyTALE

4 years ago

mother fucker yeah my dick is sweaty, need ten pairs of underwear my fucking pants is heavy. my shoes is squishing when i walk, cuz the sweat be dripping down my legs and flow into my socks. bring a caution sign wit me cuz my dick be stayin drippy, yo i always need a mop, junk so wet i gotta clean up when i walk. better bring some non slips, don't even think of wearing crocs. i call my dick spash country, water parks aint got nothing on me. i should charge admission, bitch if you wanna ride the slip and slide you need to buy a ticket. dick so wet i got the ocean jealous. sail a yacht up on this dick just better bring umbrellas. girl you gonna need a life jacket, so i dont drown you with my nustack when I'm tea baggin. shit be so hot feel like the amazon, anacondas on the loose better watch out for your girls caboose. aint gotta flush when i use the toilet, dick running like a fountain water always flowin. walked through the desert and it started raining, dick so moist it got the climate changing. girls go crazy for a wet dick. aint no lube up in my house because i make that shit. I'm always sitting on a coaster so i dont leave a fucking sweat ring on your bitchs sofa. interrogator got that video recording got your girl in my bed, put the dick in her head i call that waterboarding. that's a wrap, gotta leave the studio before the dick sweat ruin the recording.