She was a swashbuckling super queen She sailed far across the high seas Pilferring treasure, jewels and gold She was ruthless and she was bold She had one leg and stood on a peg It was made from oak its name was Meg She had a parrot it was orange and blue If you spoke to it nicely it would belt out a tune for you Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year The people were fearful when they saw her flag Hauled up the mast a fine pirate rag It featured her ghost dog all skulls and bone It growled and snarled and stood on gold Blowing and bellowing in the breeze The soldiers in port would tremble at the knee's Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year Swilling on Rum and being quite raucous Her crew were renowned for being unpropitious Stealing and riffling through people's drawers Taking anything that would fit in their paws They had no shame they would take over towns Sailing in at night wearing black gowns Sometimes they even took people's teeth One of them was known as the gold crown thief Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year Her ship was the finest on the ocean You could join its crew if you took the notion But there was a test swilling on Rum Which would make you wild and swear and dumb When you had had too much You were branded You are a black dog now I am the Captain Stand up and bow follow me now She would pick you up and throw you in the drink Some people would make it others would sink Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift up her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year She dressed in the finest cloths and silk Her boot was make from the skin of Elk She had gold studs on her belt Her fitted jacket had a fox fur pelt Diamonté earrings, rubies and pearls She was the envy of all the girls Meg her Peg Leg was buffed to high shine With a silver Tip and carvings which were fine Tales of all her at sea adventures Jackanories of battles and scrapes with death On her back a tattoo showing the Kracken She hoisted that bad boy up on the rigging Then the night was spent drinking and jigging A boozed fuelled night of music and laughter It twas a good night it was really cracking Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift up her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year Once upon an ocean wave She had a secret Treasure cave Piled high with boxes full of gold Rum and liquor, cigars and silver Jewels from the world over She made a great turnover Ruthless she did not seem to care She often wore pearls in her hair She swore and fought amongst the crew Challenged to fight by the very few Anyone who dared to challenge Often ended feeling unbalanced Mainly standing on one foot Wobbling over the shark pit Captain Starling and her Black Dog Crew Could be on the way to visit you So baton down the hatches Hide the precious gear For all you know it could be you next year Captain Starling sailed all the sea's No one was as brave as she you see She would lift up her cutless, grin and jeer Whilst leaving the harbour Shouting see you next year